More. iPhone. Accessories!
Yeah, this is totally becoming a regular fixture. So many iPhone accessories, so little time…
Today’s is an offering from automotive giant, Mercedes Benz. Seeing the money that could be made from this lucrative sector, they have put car manufacturing on the back burner to focus on iPhone pouches.
To commemorate their sponsorship of Berlin Fashion Week, they have commissioned 40 Swarovski-crystal emblazoned cases to give away to lucky fashionistas. As gorgeous as they are, the pouch apparently ‘comes alive’ when the iPhone is inserted and the light bounces off the trinkets inside. Except your phone will be off when using the holster, rendering the lovely idea a little useless.
The nail in the coffin is the ‘GLK’ etched artlessly across the pouch in militaristic font. It isn’t the designer’s initials, rather a none too subtle opportunity to market their new ‘compact SUV’ to a fashion conscious audience. Who will neither know or care what a GLK is, as they ride around in carriages made of gold and fuelled by vintage wine.
Apparently, Kim Cattrall of Sex and the City was driven up to her first Berlin fashion show in this new aggressively shaped 4-door wagon. Not really sure what to do with that information, I think it’s supposed to impress you.
The cradle will be released alongside the £35,000 Chelsea tractor around October time. In shops. For rich people to buy. It looks like one of those random items in a celeb basket for hosting an awards show. Really pointless extravagances like jewel encrusted mobile phones or goat’s milk shampoo that they leave in the toilet at the after party or give to the housekeeper.
We want one!
Source: Cellphone Hits