
For black there must be white, for Yin there must be Yang and for good there must be crap. Following on from my previous earth-shattering post top 5 free Blackberry Apps here are my 5 crap Apps.
Unfortunately the worst app on the Blackberry App World is a paid one, so is disqualified from this list. But I’m not a fan of the Phoney Fart App. Why do app developers have such a fascination for farts there’s Noble Fart on the Android and Phoney Fart and Fart Storm on the Blackberry. Android’s Noble Fart app is at least free, why would you spend $2.99 on Phoney Fart.
“Amuse your friends and family with Phoney Fart”
Question: Who would find this amusing? And secondly if you found this funny it’s highly unlikely that you have actual friends or that your family has not yet disowned you.
Top 5 Free Crap Apps
Speed Test – Allows you to check the speed of your 3G, Edge and Wi-Fo connection. Yawn.
Calorie Count – Anything that encourages eating disorders amongst the neurotic gets a thumb down - life’s to short to fret over the calorie content of your last meal.
Yellow Pages Business Finder – Canada only. So if I want to find the number or address for a florists in Winnipeg it’s perfect. But if you’re anywhere else in the world which proportionally you are more likely to be in it’s faily useless.
Par 72 – If there’s anything more boring than playing golf then it must be playing golf on a phone.
Market Simplified – “Carry the (money) markets in your hand”, I rather carry toxic faeces, thank you very much.
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